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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people


me:  i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents:  that's how you make friends!!!
me:  no

catswithbenefits:

i had a threesome last night but two people couldn’t make it

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

are people online i have a selfie to post

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njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

dw:

me after i shave

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sluttyoliveoil:

when you type something REALLY fast and youre sure you made a typo but you didnt

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